Auto-tune the News

These auto-tune mash-ups use technology to satire the news.  You can even enjoy these if you have a predisposed political persuasion because “both sides” get “hit” by the mash-up machine.  Don’t be afraid to laugh!

Here are the links to a few more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bduQaCRkgg4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGhsbRb_pqE

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Big PC Deals

Now is a great time to buy a PC.  Prices are at epic low levels.  I guess that is one of the side effects of a recession.  Here are links to some deals that made me drool.

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HP Compaq dc5800 Desktop PC NV317UT – Intel Core 2 Duo E7200 2.53GHZ, 4GB DDR2, 500GB SATA 3G, DVDRW, Windows XP Pro/Vista Business
$599.99

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=4471547&CatId=1815

This one ships with Windows XP Pro if you are still shaky about Vista.

For those looking for a laptop:
HP 550 Notebook PC KS158UT – Intel Celeron 550 2.0GHz, 1GB DDR2, 160GB HDD, DL DVDRW, 15.4″ WXGA, Vista Home Basic
$379.99
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=4431416&Sku=H24-15055
Sure it has the not-as-fast Celeron processor, but if you need something to check email and surf the web while on the move this is a good choice.

Here’s a laptop with more muscle:
Acer Aspire AS5535-5452 Notebook PC – AMD Athlon X2 QL-64 2.1GHz, 3GB DDR2, 320GB HDD, DL DVDRW, 15.6″ WXGA, Vista Home Premium
$449.99
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=4545456&Sku=A180-15610

These are just a few examples of some of good PC buys if you are in the market.  There are a lot more out there, but if I keep looking I will be too tempted to buy them all!

If you live in the Atlanta, GA area I have a PC setup service.  Just go to the following website and fill out the very short form:
http://www.techadvocate-solutions.com/contactus.php
I will email you instructions on where to ship you new PC so I can do all the setup, antivirus, and MS Office 2003 installation for you.  It is very reasonable.

Disclaimer – I’ve never used these machines, but they sure look like good deals to this techie!

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Brad Pitt Gets Wired

Concerned about looking like a fool in a digital age?  Enter Brad Pitt with pointers on tech etiquette.  The Hollywood superstar is on the cover of Wired as a Mr. Manners for technology.  Who is more qualified that one of the coolest guys around to offer tech advice on hot topics including “Facebook Faux Pas, Twitter Tribulations and Blogging Blunders?”
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Actually, in typical Brad Pitt fashion, he offers statically suggestions on how to behave in a tech world.  And in typical Hollywood marketing tradition he is promoting his upcoming Quentin Tarantino film, “Inglourious Basterds”.   But some of his tongue-and-cheek recommendations are really funny.

Here are just a few examples:

Brad Pitt’s advice for talking on your cell in a pubic restroom:
“No, you can’t talk on the phone!  Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?
That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

Here’s what Brad has to say when ask if you should confess if you “exaggerate” about your salary on an online dating profile.
“Hell no, everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”

To those who live in the alternate reality of online gaming:
“Who cares if your ‘Warcraft’ wife is really a dude – if it’s good, don’t check under the hood,” Brad says.

And my personal favorite, Brad’s advice on why you should not make emergency calls on your cell during a movie:
“It may be a brief interruption — just a few seconds — but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent bootleg? Did you ever think of that? Now all those street-corner copies are permanently defiled by your so-called ‘emergency,’ don’t be so damn selfish.”

The August 2009 Wired magazine with the rest of Brad’s sage tech guidance hits the stands July 21, 2009.

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Fair and Unbalanced

Fox News can legally lie to you.  A Florida Appeals court ruled in favor of Fox News, owned by media baron Rupert Murdock, that there is nothing illegal about lying or distorting information by a major press organization.  Their main defense was the first amendment.  Talk about fair and balanced!

But you won’t hear this in Fox news.  You’ll get it from bloggers, underscoring the power of the Web as the real champion of freedom of speech.  So let’s keep it that way.  Don’t let big money turn the Internet into a place like Fox News where the truth is tainted by corporate and special interests.  Support Net Neutrality.  For more info see my post at:

http://www.biologyoftechnology.com/2008/07/net-neutrality-is-a-big-opportunity-for-big-business/

Or see the following website for more info on Net Neutrality:
http://www.savetheinternet.com/

Here are some links on the Fox News story:
http://www.ceasespin.org/ceasespin_blog/ceasespin_blogger_files/fox_news_gets_okay_to_misinform_public.html
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389×6086344

And here’s an interesting video on the topic:

Personally, I feel like I get more news on the “tube” from Comedy Central!

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Summer Season for Web Browsers

It is the summer season for web browsers and the heat is on.   There are new releases of just about all the major browsers.  But don’t get overheated with the flurry of activity on the browser front.  The real winner is you, the web user.  The crucible of competition purifies the browsers and brings new features that make for a safer and more pleasant web experience.  Who doesn’t like that, well, except for Internet Explorer maybe?

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There are new releases of Firefox (http://www.mozilla.com/), Google’s Chrome (http://www.google.com/chrome), Apple’s Safari (http://www.apple.com/safari/), Opera (http://www.opera.com/) and even Internet Explorer (IE) 8 (http://www.microsoft.com/windows/internet-explorer/default.aspx).

I admit that I am a fan of the Firefox browser.  And the new Firefox 3.5 update has made me a bigger fan.

Unfortunately, the looser is IE (once again).  I have nothing against IE and it is still the most used browser in the world.  But the news was a blaze this past week with reports of yet another IE vulnerability.  If you use IE on Windows XP or Windows Server 2003 you should see the following links:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/askjack/2009/jul/07/ie-security-flaw
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/advisory/972890.mspx
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/972890

Better yet, you should get off IE and on Firefox.

For the techie, here are some links to more detailed browser reviews.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2009/06/new_firefox_released.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/03/AR2009070302636.html

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Web Side Story

Need a laugh break from all the crazy news in the world?
AND
Still trying to the get the whole social networking thing?
THEN
Checkout Web Side Story:

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Websites to make you LOL

CNN featured 10 website that are loads of fun to make you LOL.  Some are home grown, but all show what a fun place the web can be.  Enjoy…
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/07/03/funny.websites/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

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Freedom of e-Speech

Technology and the Web have given the First Amendment freedom-of-speech an upgrade.  Call it Freedom of Speech 2.0 or Freedom of e-Speech.  But there are cyber-nuts out there who try to ruin it.  Let’s exercise our right of free speech and label them e-idiots, and then quit listening to them so they can’t spoil it for the rest of us.
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And good example is the MySpace suicide case.  Lori Drew is a 49 year old O’Fallon, Missouri woman who used a fake MySpace page to extract revenge on Megan Meier, a 13 year old girl who supposedly said bad things about her daughter.  She did this by setting up a fake MySpace profile of a 16-year-old male named “Josh Evans” and showed interest in Megan.  Once she got Megan’s attention, she used her Josh avatar to cyber-bully Megan.  The once amorous messages turned harsh and cold saying things like, “You are a bad person and everybody hates you…The world would be a better place without you.”

Megan responded by committing suicide by hanging.   She was taking medicine for depression before this online assault.  My condolences to Megan’s family for their loss.

A jury of her peers found Lori Drew guilty of three misdemeanor charges.  However, this past week a California judge overturned the conviction because it is constitutionally vague, especially in respect to freedom of speech.

I do not profess to understand the technical legal issues of this case.  And on the surface, one can see how this Lori Drew woman can stand behind the free speech clause.

So I am going to practice my freedom of speech and can call Lori Drew an idiot!  A stupid, stupid, e-IDIOT!  I am not cowering behind a fake online profile, but saying this adult to adult.  You should be ashamed of your self and it is people like you who spoil this great and wonderful liberty for the rest of us.

When our founding fathers forged this great doctrine they knew that with great power comes great responsibility.  I’m sure they did not intend for us to use this freedom to act like a bratty teenager.  But when those of us in adult-land see this type of misuse it behooves us to point it out and then more on.

So enjoy your Freedom of e-Speech, but enjoy it responsibly.

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